Babio-Ware

soon the unfurled paper will become the math paper. evil math paper.with preschool. math of preschool math.

Implemented necessary music and background. Why did it take 45 minutes? It didn’t I don’t know where this number even came from. I guess I got sidetracked. Like tracked, on the side, because it wasn’t my main goal. It was a side goal. On the side. For Babio Ware. I can’t find the TM so I technically didn’t reference the actual game. That’s not how that works. Too much of a good squid is a bad squid. Squid. Squid stuff. I don’t have much to report today. Maybe next time I’ll make the MJ button do something.

Babio Paint is a bit more fleshed out, added some weird cubes, some weird function, some weird thingamajigs, and Babio things and stuffs. Hold [RMB] to draw… this stuff.

Have you ever had a bad day?
Spent forty minutes on a whole lot of nothing. I have the idea but just not the feeling. The energy? Sometimes I think it’s unavoidable. And it can feel like you’re ungrateful when you know good things happen to you too. Welp, I felt a bit down today. Tried to write some stuff but I could only get this paper ball on screen. It looks funny. At least bad days don’t last forever. I hope when I am finished my jokes can take away some bad days. More tomorrow.

Big props if you can guess what I’m making, mostly because I don’t really know myself. I didn’t really have any ideas today so I made this hand thingy. My plan is to have you pick up stuff. A very fun job. Given. To you. By me. I don’t know how to make a joke here. Anyway, probably more actual content tomorrow. Other than that, I worked a bit on making other systems actually work like I wanted them to. Although I should really just keep making more stuff before I go back to old stuff.

I decided that the drawing wouldn’t really make for a good minigame, so, now introducing… Babio Paint! A very original and in development idea. I’m sure this is what all of us were desperately asking for, so don’t get all your eggs in a knot. Either way, Babio liked this idea SO MUCH, he asked for another button of his face, and now expects even more “eastered eggs” out of me. Cya!

While trying to code a way to cut 2D images into pieces, I accidentally made it so that you can draw? I guess I can actually make this into two minigames now so be fortunate for our happy accidents. Nevertheless, the little code snipper in the first two seconds is all of this scene so feel free to copy that if you want to do something with this. Babio says I shouldn’t share “company secrets” but it’s okay to break the rules sometimes, right?

Ok, so, there I was, hard at work and hardly working, when all of a sudden my manager, Mr. Babio, checks up on me. Kindly, he says “let me use your laptop for a sec, chump.” Now, I am not intimidated by someone who is 3’1” (94cm), but I didn’t feel like losing my job. So, in my infinite kindness, I handed it to him. However, upon receiving my laptop back, I was told by VSCode this bug, that my globals didn’t have a definition for “SpriteBatch.” Now, I wrote the code so I knew that it was called sb, which is why I typed sb, which is why I am utterly baffled at this bug. How on earth is it telling me that the bug is on the line where it literally isn’t? So, being upset, I immediately went straight back to Mr. Babio’s office to beat on him, meaning I cowered and politely asked what he could’ve done to my laptop. He tells me that he doesn’t know, and he “only wrote a few lines testing”, which isn’t true, because he just took it and stared at the screen for half an hour. Nevertheless, you can imagine my then and continued confusion when I was told by the terminal that there is an imaginary bug. This can only mean I am fighting fourth dimensional entities I cannot perceive, which is good content for a minigame, so maybe expect that. Content drops will return once I beat these beings and find my way back to the IDE.

As far as news today goes…

I hope that puns are good enough! If you can call them that. Either way, no need to wagyuu any fingers at me. Orange you glad you get to cook food in Babio Ware™? Are the jokes too corny for you? But you can’t be shellfish about it because I’m doing it for brie! Alright, alright… I walnut make any more food puns. I think this minigame will be pretty fun dough.

I guess it’s a bit hard for me to get work done right now. A bit tired, had stuff to do. Sorry for a bad devlog today. You’re amazing, and you make Babio proud.

Apparently, you AREN’T supposed to name your variables sentences. Babio informed me of this during his routine check in. He said, “if you don’t add at least 3 more demon types, you are fired!!!!” Which would be nice if “fired” meant I get be ignited and burn. But no, it means that I have to lose my game. No thanks Mr. Babio. That means 15 more frames of demons are coming soon.

Okay, so basically, this is what it’s like in hell. And that’s the truth, love it or hate it. Yep, Neddy really is the Devil. I’d know, Babio and I went to hell on a trip to find a Toys R Us back in 2022, but it turns out they’d all shut down I thinks. Long story short, pokemon cards were on 75% sale and I managed to snag like a ton of boxes. Babio got nothing because he was broke, but he’s rolling in it after all the promotions. This minigame is a very accurate representation of a moment on our journey into hell, or as Babio said “tartarus.” Well Babio, the only “tar tar” I know is steak, and it’s pretty gross.

I don’t have the energy for any puns or absurdity today. I added some sound effects, more stuff, 5/50 minigames are basically complete. When #50 is done the game will be public and free. Then I’ll just keep uploading minigames as updates from there. Please understand squids can get tired too… But hey, I understand the SoundEffect class as well as I can now, I think.

Added a SUPER EVIL DEMON to be killed. The bullets aren’t really implemented yet but for some reason everything is becoming super jiggly. Babio was the one who said we needed animations because “who want’s to play a game with a bunch of static images”, but apparently these aren’t good enough? You let me know.

It may not look it right now, but soon enough scary demons will come from this pit. They’re from when Babio tried to summon these unsavory creatures. No jokes today pal, it’s serious time.

Apparently you need to make something a sound effect to adjust the pitch. I was teething with rage. (not typo). (it’s in context) (it makes sense if you know the context) (it’s because the joke is funny if you get the context). So making it an instance of a sound effect lets me make the pitch go up and down. Coming soon to the cinema, you can hear the blessed sounds of Babio’s game oscillating between a high and low pitch.

Soon Babio will have me cooking his food. He really likes steak, raw on one side and well done on the other. No salt and heaps of mayo. Lookout for this, Babio might soon want you in his kitchen making some food for him. And the last time I was in there it had a little bit of an infestation problem, some roaches some mice, nothing a good chef can’t handle. No? I don’t really have a photo though. I also added a criminal to the court, but I might get a cheeky takedown so don’t expect this auspicious kind individual to remain.

Apparently I’ve worked for like some friggin 1hr 8m, I didn’t know that. So allegedly, Babio likes basket ball. So I thought, logically, where do people play basketball?

That’s right, the courthouse. My last time in court for vehicular manslaughter did NOT end well, so this time the judge (YOU 🫵🫵🫵) will decide who is guilty by “shooting hoops” and “shredding gnar.” Unfortunately, as a 96 year old man living in Wisconsin, I am no longer able to do these things, so please live out my dream for me.

A lot of people think Babio won’t put his food in the game, but this actually very far from the truth. Babio’s food is what gives you the magic ability to survive any situation (but only once per food!!!!), which is actually how I survived many days out with Babio. So whenever you don’t die forever because you lost in a minigame, just remember to thank Babio’s snacks for the mystical magical marvelous mysterious market? I don’t know I ran out of M words, does anyone know any M-words? Anyway, Squid On.

The courtroom is coming…

and babio STILL hasn’t said thank you! Can you believe it?!? I code a whole game for this guy and he just asks for more. Apparently you get to judge people and you have to get 3 correct in 6 seconds or you fail or something. I don’t know.

Apparently, when you pay TOO much for heat, they light your house on fire. This happened to Babio true story. We also met CeeLo that same day. This minigame is based off that day, where Babio and I put out the fires in his house. CeeLo will be added into the minigame too, soon.

Today I spent a couple minutes to add Babio’s hands. Don’t hit them or else Babio gets pretty angry (spoiler, they turn RED in ANGER.) Babio said he was pleased, but this minigame needs a bit more polish before I can move onto the next.

added some funny curtains because who doesn’t like curtains? I don’t have a picture, babio told me they look like bad. here is a picture of the curtain tho, thank you google

Implemented Babio’s flies better, now they can die, and they can move, and you can hit them. Babio wants me to add a cool number that floats when you hit them, so I will work on that next, and then after that he tells me I must work on the scene transitions so it doesn’t just cut. You ask for too much Mr. Babio, but it will be done.

Today, Babio told me to make him a fly game, so I did. I coded it in an hour, and Babio was not happy with the quality, so I will continue with my work on it later to help Babio make his game. (Made in Monogame)