Apparently I’ve worked for like some friggin 1hr 8m, I didn’t know that. So allegedly, Babio likes basket ball. So I thought, logically, where do people play basketball?

That’s right, the courthouse. My last time in court for vehicular manslaughter did NOT end well, so this time the judge (YOU 🫵🫵🫵) will decide who is guilty by “shooting hoops” and “shredding gnar.” Unfortunately, as a 96 year old man living in Wisconsin, I am no longer able to do these things, so please live out my dream for me.