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TrollOS

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An OS that actively tries to troll you.

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TrollOS has been upgraded, it’s now better than ever! I’ve added three new tools: Music, Paint, and Game. Music will loop “Monkey Spinning Monkeys,” and the volume bar will creep down by itself. Strokes in Paint will randomly change colors and become wobbly, and the game is Flappy Bird but with weird floaty controls and random point loss. I’ve also added two new popup behaviors that can spawn rarely, and unique textures for them. If popups are getting in your way while you’re testing, you can always disable them in the bottom right. Enjoy!!

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Last major feature has been added- a rage inducing version of flappy bird with floaty and unreliable controls. You also randomly lose points sometimes. If you manage to get to ten points, the troll gods might give you a blessing 👀

Added unique textures for the rare popups that dodge your cursor, along with two new popups with unique behaviors.

If you find popups too annoying, you can always disable them at the bottom. ;)

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I have returned, with two new features to show off! First of all, a music player, looping none other than “Monkey Spinning Monkeys.” As always, there is a twist, and the volume bar will slowly creep down when you aren’t touching it. The paint tool changes colors randomly, and will sometimes make you draw a wobbly line. This took a bit of tinkering to get working, the wobble didn’t really look like what I had in mind at first, but I’m quite happy with it now!

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I have created the TrollOS- the most optimized and efficient OS that does no amounts of trolling whatsoever. There are four fully-integrated productive productivity tools, designed to handle your day-to-day tasks:

An AI-powered adaptive typing assistant in Notepad, which intelligently reviews your keystrokes in real time and makes executive corrections on your behalf, so you never have to check your work again.

Dynamic result optimization in Calculator, which goes beyond basic arithmetic to surface more culturally relevant numerical outputs, keeping your math fresh and exciting.

And did I mention that there are zero unnecessary popups or distractions, like, ever?

It’s been really fun making this, and it’s kinda crazy to think that only a week ago I didn’t know any HTML. I’m definitely going to add more features when I get the chance.

I hope yall enjoy it!

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I’m happy to say that TrollOS has been touched up, brand new desktop icons, clean calculator UI, and a nice effect where the window grows larger when clicked on. Should be good to ship!

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More trolls have been added to make TrollOS feel more alive and annoying. You will now be constantly pestered with popups, and additionally, the buttons for the windows will try to dodge your cursor when you go to click on it. I can’t think of a way for the dodging to work on touchscreen, so you win, touchscreen users. If you idle for too long, a unique pop up will also come up- won’t spoil too much of that.

Overall, I think this will do for now. I’ll start working on making everything look better and polishing things up, and that should be it!

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Made the notepad and the browser- the notepad has a chance to replace one of your characters with another character while you type, and the browser is surprisingly troll-free (for now). I also made it possible to close each window and separately open them with the buttons on the left.

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Got a clock and calculator working, pretty easy as I’ve done all this before. But now for the troll part- the clock can random freeze up and will require clicking to unfreeze (will add a visual cue in the future) and the Trollculator™ has a 50% of displaying a random meme number instead of the answer.

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Got the basics sorted out and implemented a nice window that can be dragged around. I’ll be able to start developing the features for each one now, planning on having four in total.

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