Sun Tzu the Slack-Bot: Made a Sun Tzu themed bot for when you need a random ancient Chinese military strategist in your workspace. What can Sun Tzu do? 1) Tells you a cat fact because knowledge is power. 2)Gives you ancient battlefield wisdom, because why not. 3) *Attempts to do comedy. 4) Helps you decide when you are unsure whether to eat pizza or follow your diet. 5)Judges you. Sun Tzu wasn’t built to solve humanity’s greatest problems.. but rather to answer humanity’s most important questions, like: “Should I have pizza or not?”