Added the Ministry of Truth module

Fetches real news headlines via NewsAPI, pipes them through Llama 3.3 on Groq, and rewrites them as state propaganda. The results are genuinely unsettling because they’re based on actual news. A Tesla autopilot crash became “Citizen Misalignment with Vehicle Guidance Systems Results in Regrettable Isolated Incident in Texas Residential Sector” which I think is funnier than anything I could have written myself.
The bug that got me: I passed the respond function itself as the text value instead of the actual result. Slack received an empty object, returned invalid_payload, and I spent way too long staring at the Groq response before noticing the slash command handler was the problem, not the API call.