It is my pleasure to announce that we have undergone a name change. “Super Noneuclidean” just didn’t describe my project enough, so using my last 3 braincells left today I decided I should rename it to “wierd ikea simulator”.
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I know, I know, you might be thinking, “but why Ethan? This name sounds actually horrible”. Well, there’s a pretty good reason for this name, let me explain.
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A year ago, I was obsessed with state-of-the-art AI. And making money. Mainly the latter. But anyways, entrepeneurship is like 5% coding and 50% arguing to others about why your product is good, and another 45% fixing bugs and later headaches. I don’t exactly hate my experiences with AI, but I definitely need a break from corporate marketing and actually do something dumb for once. During the name change, I decided “super noneuclidean” didn’t have any “IKEA” in it, and I thought I could make it even more dumb, so using reverse psychology the dumbest name is the one that sounds the most plain, direct, and, well… dumb, hence my name.
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So far, this project has really saved my mentality, pretty cool indeed.
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(and yes I wrote on my last 2 braincells at 9pm while sleepy af. thanks for reading tho)