So… I decided to completely redo my project.
yeah apparently i got the definition of hyperbolic space wrong???

idk i watched a yt video and i decided to make one of those shorter-on-the-inside corridors. So what I did is that I salvaged the portal thing, and I placed one that led from one side of the corridor to the other, so its shorter.

It has a few bugs, but it think its working right.