SOMETHING

This wasn’t supposed to be a devlog lol.

I just found out the error wasn’t on my end; GitHub had simply gone down.

I spent ages trying to figure out why GitHub Actions kept returning a “Startup failure.” I checked the workflow, permissions, and secrets; I tried pushing via Git and the browser; I even considered starting the project over from scratch.

In the end, I checked the GitHub status page and discovered a global outage affecting GitHub Actions. New workflows were failing to start—exactly the error I was getting.

I am now officially annoyed with GitHub. I’ll wait for the service to return to normal and try again… but first, I think I need five minutes just staring at the wall.