Back with an update, so this took way longer than it should have. First thing, I run pip install tensorflow and immediately get slapped with ERROR: Could not find a version that satisfies the requirement tensorflow. Turns out TensorFlow just straight up doesn’t support Python 3.14 yet, so I had to go download Python 3.11 separately and run everything with py -3.11 from there on out. Thought I was done but then pandas starts giving ImportError saying Please upgrade numpy to >= 1.26.0, so I upgrade numpy like it asks… and now TensorFlow throws AttributeError: _ARRAY_API not found because apparently TensorFlow 2.13 needs numpy <= 1.24.3. So these two libraries are just directly fighting each other and I’m stuck in the middle. Ended up pinning numpy to 1.26.4 which somehow makes both of them happy, no idea why that exact version is the magic number but it works. And THEN on top of all that, VS Code kept ignoring the Python 3.11 interpreter I picked and running 3.14 anyway, so I gave up on the play button completely and just run everything from terminal now with py -3.11 script.py.